Monday, April 18, 2005

Its not the size of the pencil, its how you write

The kind of lightsaber a Jedi/Sith has, says a lot about them as a person. It is an extension of their connection to the force. A Jedi or Sith is never without their weapon. Some people have said that Jedi and Sith use their lightsabers to make up for other inadequacies in their physique, let's take a look. Yoda has a short green one. Mace Windu has a purple one. Count Dooku has a crooked one. Darth Maul had a double-ended one. Anakin Skywalker keeps losing his. General Grievous keeps, like eight of them on his belt. Kit Fisto can use his under water. And I keep mine hidden up my sleeve. All and all, the less said about the whole matter, the better.

3 Comments:

Blogger Raptor Alpha said...

Regarding a related topic....Do the Royal Red Guards wear anything under those robes?

7:49 PM  
Blogger darth sidious said...

Most days of the week, it is a microfiber body stocking. It is resistant to heat and cold and is insulated against electrostatic discharge. The Empire is strong supporter of "casual Fridays", so I couldn't guess what they wear on that day. But remember, Royal Guards are former "commandos".

10:26 AM  
Blogger Raptor Alpha said...

Thanks for the "debriefing". One does have to be careful..that electrostatic discharge will get you every time. Looking forward to more Sith wit...

3:35 PM  

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