Neither a borrower or a lender be
I have a strict policy about lending people things. I never lend something that I can't stand to lose. I learned that lesson the hard way, when I loaned my speeder to Darth Maul. That horn-headed little turd left my favorite speeder bike on Tattooine. I know I told him to go there and kill the Jedi, but I didn't mean to send my ride careening into a sand dune. Sheesh. Not to be nervous Nellie, but I never got back a rare Sith holocron with an absolutely fantastic recipe for ambrosia. I think Maul left in his ship on Naboo. Crap. I'm getting mad just thinking about it. Oh well, I guess you live and you learn.
posted by darth sidious at 10:21 PM
2 Comments:
Love your site Darth Sidious. I never knew that a Sith master such as you would have time to blog. (busy with squashing that pesky rebellion uprising and such) So, how did Dooku like his shakers?
Dun be stupid, raptor alpha. All that old wrinkled freak does is sit on his throne and have illusions about ruling the galaxy which, while technically true, is not as he just sits around fantasising about throwing force lightning at everybody he sees and laughing like a spastic maniac while he's at it.
Of course he'll have time to blog.
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